1993 - Modern Life Rubbish
		ADVERT

		AD LIB FROM THE SHOPPING CHANNEL

		IT'S SIX O'CLOCK ON THE DOT AND I'M HALF WAY HOME
		I FEEL FOUL MOUTHED AS I STAND AN WAIT FOR THE UNDERGROUND
		AND A NERVOUS DISPOSITION DOES'NT AGREE WITH THIS
		I NEED SOMETHING TO REMIND ME THAT THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE

CHORUS:		YOU NEED A HOLIDAY SOMEWHERE IN THE SUN
		WITH ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING THERE NEVER SEEMS TO BE ONE
		SAY SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING ELSE

		ADVERTISMENTS ARE HERE FOR RAPID PERSUASION
		IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU LOOSE YOUR APPETITE
		A NERVOUS DISPOSITION DOESN'T AGREE WITH THIS
		YOU NEED FAST RELIEF FROM ACHES AND STOMACH PAINS

!		CHORUS

		DO YOU ADVERT THINK