Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996)
		Release the Hostages

!		Through some stroke of luck, I recently got a copy of the new NOFX album
!		(which won't be in stores until Jan. 30th, titled "Heavy Petting Zoo").
!		After sitting down with my guitar and screwing around for a while, I
!		managed to figure out one of the songs. Sounds good to me. Ok, here goes.

Chords used:	        <A	F	G	E	C>
		[e------------------------------------------
		B------------------------------------------
		G---------------------------------------5--
		D-------7-------3-------5-------2-------5--
		A-------7-------3-------5-------2-------3--
		E-------5-------1-------3-------0----------]

!		Everything is/should be/sounds like palm muted, and the strum pattern is
!		traditional 4/4 up/down etc... nothing weird here.

>		A             F            G           E             A
		Stop! Have a beer, it's on me, has anyone ever told you
>		           F          G              E           A
		That you look like a star, heard it said at the bar
>		       F  G            E
		So I drink, cause it makes me
>		A       F               G    E
		   Happier than being alone
>		A            F    G        E
		   My good friend, Johnny Walker
>		A            F            G   E
		   Keeps me warm like a c--t
>		F              G         A
		 Seems like everybody's got
>		          G       F
		Something I have not
>		    G            C
		A reason not to die
>		         G      F
		Death to Mr. Right
>		        G         C
		'Cause that's not me!

!		Verse repeats itself instrumental, then the chorus again.
!		There are also some instrumental bits (including a long one at the
!		beginning which reminds me of "The Quass" from Punk in Drublic) but I'm
!		either too lazy or too dumb to tab 'em out. GET THE ALBUM WHEN IT COMES
!		OUT. IT ROCKS.