
		Cocamamie Business

>		        Am
		Bust my back on the Levy - broke my strings on the BBC
>		Dm                                C               E7  G
		Found my chops on Eel Pie Island - paid my dues at the Marquee
>		        Am                          Dm
		Slagged off by the N.M.E. - lost my stash and my virginity
>		        Dm         E7   Am
		In this Cockamamie Business
>		       Am
		Got my face on Ed Sullivan - broke my heart on the Soul Train
>		     Dm                           C                  E7     G
		Introduced to Bad Company - lost cells down at Brain Drain
>		      Am                           Dm
		And before I could mend - lost the missus, missed the girlfriend
>		        Dm         E7  Am
		In this Cockamamie Business
>		        Am
		Now we like to air condition - though the air has no ozone ring
>		Dm                           C
		Still they're chopping down the forest for McDonalds and the Burger
>		E7  G
		King
>		       Am                                   Dm
		Eating cows with such persistance - doesn't offer much resistance
>		        Dm         E7   Am
		To this Cockamamie Business
>		          Am
		There are too many things - stressing out the nervous system
>		Dm                        C                          E7   G
		Girls you used to know - fellas that may have kissed'em
>		         Am                                 Dm
		Some got rabies - Some got fleas - some got incurable diseases
>		          Dm         E7  Am
		From this Cockamamie Business
>		Am
		Everybody's after as many points as they can get
>		                    Dm
		As long as it's not them that has to pay
>		       C                E7   G
		No one really minds the Debt
>		       Am                           Dm
		5-Star actors, tax inspectors, film producers and directors
>		           Dm         E7  Am
		With their Cockamamie Business
>		          Am
		Well you do what you can - can't do much more than that
		(No you can't do what he just said)
>		     Dm                             C                  E7      G
		Some days you're pretty sharp - on other days you feel half dead
		(While you make your daily bread)
>		       Am                         Dm
		Didn't want to be a star - wanted just to play guitar
>		        Dm         E7  Am
		In this Cockamamie Business