"Beat Off"
		Half Shitfaced

!		strum a <C#> and let it ring then
!		the bass plays this 4 times (on the 4th
!		a guitar pick slides in):
		[----------------------------
		----------------------------
		-------------7-7------------
		-9-9-9-9-9-9-----7-7--------]
!		guitar plays this 4 times:
>		C# E B
!		While Joe is playing that Vapid is
!		playing something different. As far as
!		I can tell he is playing with the G string
!		on the 6th fret (this would make it a <C#>).
>		  C#           E       B    C#    E B
		I think paying fuckin' rent sucks
>		    C#            E     B  C#     E B
		I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
>		  C#             E      B      C#   E B
		I spilled a beer in the living room
>		  C#               E  B        C#   E B
		I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
>		G# A G# A
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Go!
!		Play this 4 times while Vapid plays
!		the little lead thing on guitar again:
>		C# E B
>		    C# E      B      C#    E B
		Our ex-guitar player sucks
>		   C#                E   B       C#    E B
		He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
>		    C#               E       B   C#    E B
		His girlfriend has a fucking fat ass
>		       C#   E    B  C#    E B
		And an ugly face to match
>		G# A G# A
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Go!
!		Play the <C# E> and B pattern again 8 times,
!		Vapid plays the little lead again only seems
!		to go off a little more.
>		G# A G# A
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Half Shitfaced
>		C# E B C# E
		            Go!