"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
		Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

>		E G5 E A5 E D5/A E
		<D5>If you're <E> havin' trouble with the high school head
		He's givin' you the blues <D E>
		You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
		Here's what you gotta do <D E>
		Pick up the phone
		I'm always home, call me anytime
		<D> Just ring <E> three six <D>two, <E>four three six <D> o <E>
		I lead a life <D>of crime <E>

Chorus:		<A5>Dirty deeds done <G5>dirt <A5>cheap
		<E>Dirty deeds done <D> dirt <E> cheap
		<A5>Dirty deeds done <G5>dirt <A5>cheap
		<E>Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
		Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap<D E>
		You got problems in your life of love
		You got a broken heart <D E>
		He's double dealin' with your best friend
		That's when the tear drops start, fella <D E>
		Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call <D E>
		Come right in <D E>, forget about him <D E>
		We'll have ourselves <D>a ball <E>

!		Chorus

!		Break
		<B E>, per intro
		If you got a lady and you want her gone
		But you ain't got the guts <D E>
		She keeps naggin' at you night and day
		Enough to drive you nuts <D E>
		Pick up the phone, leave her alone
		It's time you made a stand <D E>
		For a fee<D E> I'm happy to be <D E>
		Your back <D> door <E> man. Whoo!

!		Chorus

		Concrete shoes<G5 E>, cyanide <A5 E>, T. N. T.
		<E> Done <D> dirt <E> cheap
		Neck-ties <G5 E>, contracts <A5 E>, high voltage
		<E> Done <D> dirt <E> cheap
		Dirty deeds <G E A E>  \
		<E> Done <D> dirt <E> cheap \ Repeat
		They're ready to send <A>him on <E> the cruise