
		How peculiar
!		(R. Williams/G. Chambers)

>		G      F                G
		I am all of the above babe
>		F                                G
		Johnny long strokes to the grave
>		F              D           G           C
		Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
		Rub me rub me up right lovely
		If you lick it, then lick it battery
		Good and properly all night if you want
>		G  D C                                 G   D
		I haven't got a clue what to do with you
>		C                            G D
		I need for you to love me so much
>		C                                    A
		Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
>		      Bb                                          G
		Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush
>		G-F....D Bb C
>		C
		How peculiar
		Bend your long legs against the sofa
		In the Dorchester you can get your all brain
		I'm not into hard sports
		Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
		Jesus all the things my head is going through
		God what am i gonna do with this crush
		Just whack the old man out and get it up
		against your tush
		How peculiar
		Jesus what am I to do man
		I am a depressed man
		Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
		How peculiar
		I am all of the above man
		I have what you want man
		If you want me here i am
		Come and get it baby
		Uhh!